Friday, September 23, 2016

Happy Friday!

Today I have writer's block literally... The ShadyLady is sleeping on my keyboard and I have no intention of moving her. Enjoy your weekend!
MJ 
(For those wondering, this post was typed on my iPod.)

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Admonishing Ads 9-21-2016

Admonishing Ads 9-21-2016

Yup, it's back with all the respect it's not due...
I'm going to start with 'Classified Ads' because if you are looking for a work you unfortunately have seen similar ads.
The ads that are listed as local but require you to drive 3 hours(in perfect conditions). Sorry, I don’t consider that local, your total daily commute would be 6 hours in perfect driving conditions IE, no accidents, no rain and surely no snow(yup, it never snows in upstate NY/western PA...).yes-3-hrs-to-a-job
(I have no clue why it changes from 8min to 2min...maybe someone hiccuped...go ahead make your own theory)
Some are just mildly annoying like websites having that make you set up an account to find out any information about jobs and then finding out they

hajob-has-diedve no jobs available. Or the equally evil stores that have 'Now Hiring' on the receipt but when you check their website, they actually are not hiring.
The unrealistic
what-am-i-a-giant
(up to 100 pounds...mmm...there was no info on what this company actually shipped and 72 inches that's 6 ft...mmm...I assume they mean climb? 100 lb 6 ft...things that make you go hmm. Are they moving drunken supermodels?)
To the downright dopey...
Sure just let me put my Social Security Number(SSN...last line) right there on an unsecured website, I mean what could go wrong.

sure-let-me-put-my-ssn-on-an-unsecure-site

Reminds me of an old song by Huey Lewis and the News-Working For A Living
Here's the lyrics if you want to save data(some of us get throttled...at least not in the literal sense of the word...Look it up I'll wait)
https://play.
google.com/music/preview/Tygme2knyzzfe3xwbee4npesweq?lyrics=1&utm_source=google&utm_medium=search&utm_campaign=lyrics&pcampaignid=kp-songlyrics
but if you got the data

Stay tuned for next week's installment of as the Unemployed/Underemployed stomachs churn...(Look up old style TV shows they always used to end this way)
I could've said stay tuned to this 'bat channel' but I didn't now did I

oops...

mj

Admonishing Ads 9-21-2016

Admonishing Ads 9-21-2016

Yup, it's back with all the respect it's not due...
I'm going to start with 'Classified Ads' because if you are looking for a work you unfortunately have seen similar ads.
The ads that are listed as local but require you to drive 3 hours(in perfect conditions). Sorry, I don’t consider that local, your total daily commute would be 6 hours in perfect driving conditions IE, no accidents, no rain and surely no snow(yup, it never snows in upstate NY/western PA...).yes-3-hrs-to-a-job
(I have no clue why it changes from 8min to 2min...maybe someone hiccuped...go ahead make your own theory)
Some are just mildly annoying like websites having that make you set up an account to find out any information about jobs and then finding out they

hajob-has-diedve no jobs available. Or the equally evil stores that have 'Now Hiring' on the receipt but when you check their website, they actually are not hiring.
The unrealistic
what-am-i-a-giant
(up to 100 pounds...mmm...there was no info on what this company actually shipped and 72 inches that's 6 ft...mmm...I assume they mean climb? 100 lb 6 ft...things that make you go hmm. Are they moving drunken supermodels?)
To the downright dopey...
Sure just let me put my Social Security Number(SSN...last line) right there on an unsecured website, I mean what could go wrong.

sure-let-me-put-my-ssn-on-an-unsecure-site

Reminds me of an old song by Huey Lewis and the News-Working For A Living
Here's the lyrics if you want to save data(some of us get throttled...at least not in the literal sense of the word...Look it up I'll wait)
https://play.
google.com/music/preview/Tygme2knyzzfe3xwbee4npesweq?lyrics=1&utm_source=google&utm_medium=search&utm_campaign=lyrics&pcampaignid=kp-songlyrics
but if you got the data

Stay tuned for next week's installment of as the Unemployed/Underemployed stomachs churn...(Look up old style TV shows they always used to end this way)
I could've said stay tuned to this 'bat channel' but I didn't now did I

oops...

mj

Admonishing Ads 9-21-2016

Admonishing Ads 9-21-2016

Yup, it's back with all the respect it's not due...
I'm going to start with 'Classified Ads' because if you are looking for a work you unfortunately have seen similar ads.
The ads that are listed as local but require you to drive 3 hours(in perfect conditions). Sorry, I don’t consider that local, your total daily commute would be 6 hours in perfect driving conditions IE, no accidents, no rain and surely no snow(yup, it never snows in upstate NY/western PA...).yes-3-hrs-to-a-job
(I have no clue why it changes from 8min to 2min...maybe someone hiccuped...go ahead make your own theory)
Some are just mildly annoying like websites having that make you set up an account to find out any information about jobs and then finding out they

hajob-has-diedve no jobs available. Or the equally evil stores that have 'Now Hiring' on the receipt but when you check their website, they actually are not hiring.
The unrealistic
what-am-i-a-giant
(up to 100 pounds...mmm...there was no info on what this company actually shipped and 72 inches that's 6 ft...mmm...I assume they mean climb? 100 lb 6 ft...things that make you go hmm. Are they moving drunken supermodels?)
To the downright dopey...
Sure just let me put my Social Security Number(SSN...last line) right there on an unsecured website, I mean what could go wrong.

sure-let-me-put-my-ssn-on-an-unsecure-site

Reminds me of an old song by Huey Lewis and the News-Working For A Living
Here's the lyrics if you want to save data(some of us get throttled...at least not in the literal sense of the word...Look it up I'll wait)
https://play.
google.com/music/preview/Tygme2knyzzfe3xwbee4npesweq?lyrics=1&utm_source=google&utm_medium=search&utm_campaign=lyrics&pcampaignid=kp-songlyrics
but if you got the data

Stay tuned for next week's installment of as the Unemployed/Underemployed stomachs churn...(Look up old style TV shows they always used to end this way)
I could've said stay tuned to this 'bat channel' but I didn't now did I

oops...

mj