Friday, July 29, 2016

The tale of 2 speeches...

I've watched both the Democrat and Republican conventions(I'm still showering to remove the slime).
The Libertarian convention was held back in May(...SMH...I think if it was now, so folks could compare, they probably would have an easy time winning...just my opinion)
My takeaway from Tump(Reminder-I leave the R out because I'm not sure he really is an R) is he likes the letter "I" and seems very doom and gloomy. Anyone who doesn't follow politics like myself(and you since you've landed here from twitter) would think the end is near.

Now for Hillary...where do I begin? She seems hopeful and even sorta hip(brrr, I need a shower). The average person would say she's a kinda cool(all the popular celebs showed up for her, sorry but they get people's attention) and she gave you the feeling she's just a common person(ha...I need another shower), sorta like her husband did("I feel your pain"). She was effective.
Now don't get me wrong there is not enough 'tea in China' to get me to vote for either if them. 
Who ever starts that a vote for X is a vote for Y will be blocked(I usually don't block, just mute)!
I think I will vote with the military. They seem to be leaning libertarian. 

http://thehill.com/policy/defense/288546-poll-libertarian-johnson-beating-trump-clinton-among-active-duty-troops

As I see it we got the mean old grandfather, the crazy granny and the fun & wacky uncle. I don't know 'bout you but I had a fun & wacky uncle. Yeah, he got into messes(?)(after all isn't this the same guy who had farting/burping contests) but when you needed him he was there and usually surprised everyone. 
At least I can hold my nose(get it) and vote for him.
Johnson/Weld 2016
They don't care what you do in your home or who you marry or what you put in(that means legalize drugs for those so inclined) or do to your body.
(I already can hear your fingers tapping so here's a disclaimer)
 Disclaimer-I'm not saying anyone has had a farting/burping contest, although they are guys.
BTW-having computer problems so have pity on me if this is a little strange, I posted from an old iPod touch.
Thanks 
MJ