Free For All Friday 4-3-15

Have a great weekend!
Check out this great old comic from Garfield!
https://garfield.com/comic/2008-08-17

I think I speak for us all that this is quite true!
To see the cartoon visit my pinterest page https://www.pinterest.com/themariejoshow/cats-kittens-cuties/

Have a great weekend and a Happy Easter and Passover!

mj

Yup!

So I see you've met my furry little friend. She has finally mastered the computer. First the iPod and twitter(which she calls tweeter) now the computer next the world(she has illusions of grandeur like all kitties).

Yes, my four legged friend took over yesterday...I thought my coffee tasted weird. Any hoo(?), onward and upward.
Enjoy your day!
MJ

State of the Union

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ha, it is mee shadylady I takes compoopers from hoomin. She go out I take ober.
Finally I rules.
I learns password and takes ober.
Hoomin tinks I no no how to type. mwah I just fake.
So what do this compoopers do. She spend all days taping obn. She no job. Me likes. I gets belly rubs all day finally my own servant.
What is blog! I no no but I hit post like she do.
This likes tweeter.
Me furst blog
this boring
Time for nap.
She gets big surpirse tomeowrow.
Bye

shadylady

Tuesday March 31, 2015

Real original title today.
Today I thought I'd just let you imagine a better world for yourself.
This morning I watched a really inspiring video and I thought I'd link to it and you could watch it.
Legalese
(BTW this is an unpaid endorsement, I do not own this site and by no way do I want you to do anything...I think I covered all the legal carp(sic)...And see your doctor if effects last over 4 hours)

So I do believe that we create our world(at least I'm praying...hard) ie. the Law of Attraction, like gets like, etc.
Here's a video showing how to clear your chakras. Does it work...dunno. But it doesn't hurt and is real quick.
http://www.thesecret-lawofattraction.net/healing-school-video8.html

Give them a try or not.
Here's to us having a peaceful and happy day!

MJ
(No, I am not drunk. I just feel calm today! Maybe it was the video?)

Admonishing Ads

Since I now work for myself(not my choice...my boss is cool, but the pay sucks), I like to take Monday and look back over my weekend, finish things and start getting ready for the new week.
I also take a look over the want ads because this is great but, again, it doesn't really pay the bills(yet?). Having lived for awhile in Disturbia, I've learned keywords in ads that scream beware and just confuse the pants off you. I've decided that I'd pass along some of the...more interesting/fun/thought provoking ones. Names and places will be obscured because these people like to sue, there will be no links(I'm not here to help the offenders) and most times it will be a snip of an ad.

So our first in a long, long, long line of Admonishing Ads is(drumroll please, after all it is the first)
 an entry level mail position
This position is responsible for general mail service duties which include handling in and outbound mail for the SOC. 
Duties include the following….
Delivery of mail, overnight and ground shipments.
Sort and process outbound client, business area and agent mail.
Assist in print shop and on MIN & USFL mail desks as required.

I have no clue what the SOC, MIN, or USFL mean(yes, I did look). The closest I can come is SOC-State of Confusion(possibly), MIN-minimum(which makes no sense) and USFL- United States Football League(?) or United States-Florida(?) By the way I have shipping/mailroom experience and I still have no clue, so imagine someone who is truly an entry level worker.

So if you are an employer and do not want to appear on this list, keep your inhouse jargon to a minimum in your help wanted ad.

I feel the need to say this--

If this is your actual ad...just laugh, rewrite and realize that there are people who have no clue what you are actually looking for.

Have fun and laugh at yourself, believe me it's good.
MJ